Coffee Glock

The coffee shop is cozy. The customers are polite. The music is pleasant. This will not last.

You work the counter at a charming little café. Customers stroll in and order step by step. A cappuccino, a splash of oat milk, maybe a caramel drizzle, and you build it by clicking the picture cards. Serve them right, collect your tips, hear the little bell. Lovely.

But some of your customers are not customers. Look closer. The eyes. The teeth. That hand on the counter. If something is wrong, REFUSE them and they'll slink back into the night. Refuse a real human and you lose tips (and dignity). But serve a monster its latte and it will thank you by pulling out a glock and putting a hole in your screen.

The bullet holes stay. The blood stays on your buttons, on your orders, on everything you need to see to do your job. Three lives. The blood is both your health bar and your handicap.

Survive the week:

•  Five days, Monday to Friday. Day 1 is pure sunshine. Day 5 is not.
•  Orders get longer as the week goes on, with drinks, then milks, then extras
• Card labels disappear after day 2. Learn your milk cartons by color.
•  Monster tells get subtler every day. Day 2 monsters are obvious. Day 5 monsters have exactly one small thing wrong with them.
•  Mistakes are permanent. The screen you're bleeding on is the only one you get.

A week takes about 10–15 minutes to survive. If you survive.

⚠️ Contains cartoon blood and gun violence. Headphones recommended

Development & Asset Disclaimer

This game was created as a technical coding experiment to test Claude Fable 5!

Code: The Python scripts used to power and build this game were developed with the assistance of Claude (AI).

Graphics: The visual assets and faces in this game were not hand-drawn or generated via traditional image prompts; instead, they were programmatically generated and assembled using the AI-assisted Python scripts .

All proper itch.io generative AI disclosure tags have been applied to this project.